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Welcome to Dinosaurs! WTF?

Hello and welcome to D!WTF?, your source for discussion, news, and opinions following the Conservative Dinosaur Readiness Movement.
I just want to say something to the Liberal Vegan Elite, the PETA hippies, emu farmers, and the rest of you pro-dinosaur nut-jobs. I am on to you. The Conservative Dinosaur Readiness Movement is on to you. Pretty soon, the internet viewing public will be on to you. Then they will tell people who still watch TV, and then EVERYONE WILL BE ON TO YOU.
Furthermore, let it be known that the best weapon against the Dinosaur Menace is awareness, and I plan to pass that weapon out to everybody who will listen. At least until the dinosaurs find a way to get here or re-evolve. Then the best weapon will probably be a united human offensive against the dinosaur mega-roost or whatever. Anyway.
This blog is going to cover a lot of topics that are relevant to the average person such as the threat of various dinosaurs, what you can do to prepare against dinosaurs, dinosaur plots, news about the fairly likely resurgence of dinosaurs, the ongoing debate about dinosaurs in America and abroad. There will be something for everybody.
So sit back, get out a notebook, and let’s explore how we can save America from the imminent Dinosaur Menace.
Sincerely,
Alex Friedman
Editor